by Malethoth Kazyanenko

CCC 48 - Forged of Pink Steel

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No, but seriously, DragonForce is pretty lame. Fuck them. They've made a career playing the same damn song since their Valley of the Damned demo back when they were DragonHeart. It's all the same stupid vocals singing the same stupid lyrics over the same stupid chord progression into the same stupid wheedlywheedly solo that never goes beneath the 16th fret and never has a sound that didn't come straight out of Pac-Man and ends up with the same stupid ending. There aren't even proper riffs or melodies, just random power chords and spastic arpeggios and trills.

~Malethoth K.

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